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The Naked News Daily Male would like to welcome Jeremy Chase to the program! We’ll be profiling Jeremy in an upcoming edition of the Daily Male Newsletter, but in the meantime, here’s his first official Naked News Daily Male photo. Enjoy!

Welcome from the Producer:

Hey, guys, Lucas Tyler here, welcoming you to the very first edition of the Naked News Daily Male newsletter. Not bad, huh! Us guys finally getting the one-on-one attention that we so deserve….Woooo Hooooo!!

So, if you’ve signed up for this newsletter, you’ve probably been watching the fantabulous new Male Edition. You’ve met the new guys, Malcolm Matisse, Jack Lange, Jeremy Chase and Enza SuperModel. In upcoming newsletters, you’re going to get to know the boys a little better through interviews, anecdotes and whatever else we decide to put in here. Look out for some fashion tips by our new fashionista, Malcolm, and find out the story on Jeremy’s stomach. We’ll see if we can get him to open up for the next newsletter. Oh, and don’t ask for any of Jack’s jokes…pretty please!

What you’ve been seeing is a rebirth of the Male Edition. We’re still kind of in a growing and learning phase, and there’s some experimenting and tinkering going on as we decide what changes we’re going to make, what we’re going to keep, what we’re going to ditch - all those high-end executive decisions they’ve got me making. Our proud new focus on the gay community and gay issues has opened up a ton of doors – have you seen our Editorials and revamped Lifestyles? Aren’t they amazing? – and we’re looking forward to keeping that up and expanding it to offer stories that are of interest to you.

And if you haven’t been watching the show, what are you waiting for? Snap to it, fellas! The show is better than it’s ever been, getting even better every day, and you are missing out on some great content. Seriously, if you’re not a member yet, you’ve just got to join up. Get our amazing program six days a week, and support us as we work to make something absolutely unique and important for the gay community. And don’t forget to mention our name to your friends and colleagues. Our long-term success will ultimately depend on you, the viewer. So spread the word and watch the Naked News Daily Male evolve into a world-class program speaking on behalf of a worldwide gay community.

One of the many perks of becoming a member of our program is being able to watch and participate in our live videoconferences. We just had one on April 21, and members can catch it in the "Best Of" archives. There'll be another one soon, but remember they're for members only. So if you haven't joined, now is the perfect time! And if you've got questions, just send them on in, to AskUs@NakedNewsDailyMale.com The floor is open!

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Cole McQuade was an anchor on the Naked News Daily Male for several weeks. Other than his onsite bio, we didn’t get to know him as well as we might have wanted to. But before he left, he gave us the following version of his bio, as he felt the onsite one didn’t do him justice.

“Cole McQuade never thought of nakedness as a profession. Being naked was something he did on weekends, when he would return to the small Pennsylvania Dutch community he grew up in. Naked barn raisings (and later - after the ether had kicked in - razings), revival meetings, basketball tournaments and quilting circles were all a part of life for a young Cole, but he longed for something different. He found it - as a barista for a major coffee chain.

       "He really loved the camaraderie of the transient work force and the stimulating banality of slinging double-talls, and was more than happy to stay the course (grounds), until fate intervened. Taking his customary steam bath after an invigorating workout at the local JCC, Cole started up a rap session with a few of the elders. They were talking pediatric anthropology and psychic cosmology - you know, small talk. It just so happened that one of the characters lurking in the corner of the steam bath that day was the Executive Producer of the Naked News. He was immediately struck not only by Cole's erudite insight on planets, moons and stars, but also his rock hard abs and perky bottom. The rest is, as they say, histoire. Cole is an Aries who likes cheeseburgers, hanging out with friends, and sarcasm.”

You readers can decide which one is closer to reality.

 

 

Members can watch all of Jack's appearances, through the Archives.

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Sixty Seconds with Jack Lange

Hola, mi nombre es Raoul.

Did you think you heard a familiar voice on the radio? If you happened to be in Buenos Aires, you were probably right when you thought you recognized Naked News anchor Raoul Santos.

Word of our Latin Sensation had made its way around the globe to La Red Radio Station based in Buenos Aires, Argentina. The host, Oscar Gomez Castañon, of morning show “Día a día” wanted to pick Raoul’s brain. Oscar and his audience - as well as everyone else - wanted to find out what the buzz was all about. Who was Raoul Santos and what would drive a man to leave the world of finance to become a Naked News Presenter?

Raoul was born in Uruguay, and left his home country for Canada when he was a small boy. But when they asked him if he would conduct the interview in Spanish, Raoul was more nervous than his first day on the job at NN. “I can order a drink in Spanish, I can even ask for directions, but try explaining en Español that I take my clothes off for a living and that Naked News is simply the news naked and I am completely lost”.

But, with some encouragement from Oscar, Raoul finally agreed to do the interview in his mother tongue. “I remember appearing on the Christina show and speaking Spanish, but it was a lot different”, he reminisces. “At least you can incorporate hand gestures to make your point… and the screaming fans helped to distract the rest of the audience from remembering what the question was in the first place”, he remembered of the crowd who attended the taping.

After a night of preparation, Raoul was ready to hit the airwaves. “I had to call my Dad and ask him to clarify a few things. In English we have homonyms – words that sound the same but have different meanings. I wanted to use the word ‘support’ but in Spanish it’s very different. One word that defines ‘support’ refers to the support a brassiere would give a woman. Another word for ‘support’ means to support someone as in their choices. The latter was what I was looking for. Can you imagine me explaining how supportive my family has been and I chose the wrong word in Spanish? ‘Yes, my father was a brassiere to me’… What a nightmare!”

The interview was a success and Raoul spoke Spanish like a pro. “I’m glad I took the challenge”, he says with a grin. “It’s a reminder that you can do anything you set your mind to. That includes experiencing new ventures and taking risks – like I did with my position at Naked News. And it’s made me realize that I need to relearn my native language. I may even look into weekend Spanish classes now”.

You can check out La Red Radio Station on the web at http://www.lared.uol.com.ar

 

The dreamy Jack Lange joined Naked News Daily Male in March, and he sat down with us to answer a few questions.

Q: What one phrase do you think defines you best?
A: Easy like Sunday morning

Q: If you could retire tomorrow, where would you want to be?
A: I'd like to have a villa in the south of Spain. I love the people of Spain, and the whole country itself is just glorious.

Q: It’s cliché time! Deserted island. One book, one movie, one CD – what ones do you pick?
A: Okay, my book would be The World Almanac. It covers every aspect of our history, geography, culture and more. I've been reading it for periodically for two years and still haven’t covered everything.

The movie would be more difficult, because I enjoy so many. I think maybe I’ll go outside character and pick True Romance. It has some of the coolest actors in film history - Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper. It has sex, drugs, violence, comedy - everything you could ask for in a movie. But remember folks, in real life, drugs are bad. Just say no!

As for a CD, now you’re just talking crazy. I couldn't pick just one CD.

Q: If you had to pick a “hero” to model yourself after, who would it be?
A: Muhammad Ali. In addition to being one of the greatest boxers ever, he was probably the most charismatic athlete we have ever seen. He had the guts to stand up for what he believed in and spoke out about issues that many high-profile stars wouldn't go near. Every time someone doubted him, he proved them wrong. When he fought the previously undefeated George Foreman, his own trainer admitted he didn't think Ali could win. But he did win, and it was one of the best fights ever. He transcended sports, and his face and name was known all over the world. It still is. How could anyone not respect this man, and want to be more like him?

Q: What words of advice would you give to someone who asked?
A: Be happy with yourself. If you don't like your job, your life, your whatever, then change it. Take your life into your own hands and do what ever you can do to make it better. Don't rely on anyone else to improve your situation. Take responsibility for your own life.

Q: I absolutely could not live without…..
A: My morning coffee. I don't want to speak to anyone until it’s finished.

Q: My Personal Motto is…..
A: I don't really have a personal motto but I just always try to be happy and look on the bright side of things. No matter how bad things seem there are always more unfortunate people out there. “I just stick out my chin, and grin…” Hm. There’s a show tune for everything, isn’t there?

Q: What happened at your audition?
A: The audition was a lot simpler than I thought it would be. It only took about 15 minutes. It wasn't awkward at all. I 'm comfortable being naked, and I treated it as any other audition. Since I sometimes do them naked, too.

Q: What do you do when you’re not an NN anchor?
A: I try to be as active as possible. I love being outdoors and doing anything athletic. But also socializing as much as possible. I can't stay in my apartment for long periods at a time. I just go bonkers.

Q: What’s something you think we’d like to know about life as an NN anchor?
A: We never wear clothes to work. I drive there naked, eat lunch naked, go to meetings -all naked! I also do exercises in the studio naked everyday, a lot of jumping jacks, lunges, squats. Lots of squats. We also have regular group hugs and sing-alongs.

Q: What do you like most about the job?
A: The fresh air.

Q: What’s the funniest thing that’s happened to you so far as an NN anchor?
A: There was an unfortunate stapler incident my first day. It wasn't funny at the time but now I look back and laugh. Of course, the other guys keep bringing it up, but I’ll show them. I’ll show them all.

Q: Who’s your favorite co-anchor, and why?
A: They're all bitches. I hate them all. You should see the cat fights in the change room.

Q: How did it feel to join an established group of anchors? Did they make you feel at home?
A: They put tacks on my chair. Squeezed my nipples until they turned purple. Spit in my coffee. I'm sure if I wore underwear to work they would give me a wedgie.

Q: What made you decide to audition?
A: I was looking for change in careers. I thought it would be a good opportunity that might open up other doors in the entertainment field. And shorter-term, I get to hang out naked at work. What guy doesn’t think that’s a hell of a perk?

Q: What did you do before you joined NN?
A: I spent the last eight years as a bartender. It was great meeting and talking with people, getting a few free drinks now and then. Plus, the occasional bill tucked down the front of my pants. I also tried my hand at acting and writing, which I still enjoy, although it rarely results in money in my crotch, unless I put it there myself.

Q: What would you like to see NN Daily Male evolve into?
A: I would absolutely love to see it get onto TV. I'd also enjoy adding some lighter fare, and doing more comedy.

Q: How do you feel about potentially being a lust object to thousands of men?
A: Oh, it’s a rough life, isn’t it? I just like to do my part to make the show enjoyable and entertaining for everyone, and if men want to lust over me, well, that’s fine. I try to do anything I can do to make people laugh or smile. Or whatever they might want to do. It’s a burden, but with a little support, I’m sure I can handle it.

Q: What do you think makes you unique among the NN anchors?
A: Well, I'm uncut, so there’s one thing…

Q: So, can you tell us a fun anecdote about yourself?
A: I hate people telling funny stories or anecdotes, because it reminds me of the part of Jeopardy when all the contestants tell a lame “funny” story about themselves (that nobody outside their immediate family really cares about), which is followed by some forced laughter from the audience. It’s one of the most uncomfortable moments in TV – it’s like listening to the best man at a wedding talking about “that time, back in Grade 7, at the mall...”. You know, they actually close the bar at most weddings during the speeches, because no one would listen otherwise. You just know everyone in the room is thinking “Man, if there was ever a time I needed some vodka, it’s now!”

Man, if there was ever a time I needed some vodka, it’s now.


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